Nadia is Cece's model friend as well as roommate. Her nationality is Russian, which you will notice in her very thick accent. In one episode, she goes on a date with Schmidt, "Jew", as she calls him, which results in Schmidt breaking his penis. According to Nadia, Jess looks like a monkey from a Russian cracker commercial.
Nadia makes her first appearance in Secrets, which she is helping Cece hide Schmidt under the couch cushions when Jess makes an unexpected visit. After she leaves, Nadia starts chanting "Jew in the couch!" Cece reminds reminds her to have 'American manners' to which she corrects herself and says "Jew person in the couch."
In Tomatoes, Schmidt goes out on a date with Nadia to get back at Cece for brushing him off earlier. Nadia talks about the things she likes, including "1-800-SLIM, Tosh 2.0," & strawberry. She then accuses Schmidt of being "Mick Mouse" after he eats a slice of cheese, which prompts some yelling and miming since Schmidt doesn't understand her accent. Schmidt later ends up in the hospital after the two attempted to have sex and she broke his penis.
In Season 2, Nadia goes to a club with Cece, Jess, and the other models, for Cece's birthday. She spends most of the time making fun of Jess, for looking like a monkey that appears in a Russian cracker commercial.
She attends Cece's surprise bachelorette party.
- She was kicked out of Russia.
- She isn't considerate of other peoples' feelings.
- Like apparently all models, she drinks alcohol through her butt hole.
- She throws Cece a Russian Bachelorette party.